thank you monke’s

I recently signed with aBBand I'm from a shitty non-target with a non-existent recruitment platform. After shameless networking, more than a thousand emails, and primarily, indulging on this forum for who knows how many hours, my dream has become reality. It was only because of the hermits and trolls on this forum, that I was able to land this gig. For that, you virgins have my eternal gratitude.

对于你们鞋子里的人,如果我能做到的话,您绝对可以做到。强调绝对。

如果这很畏缩,他妈的你和上帝!

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Comments (63)

  • InterninIB - Cov
May 20, 2021 - 8:53pm

Is it not considered impressive if some diversity kid networks their ass into a gig?

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  • ProspectinIB - Gen
2021年5月21日至2:11 AM

Damn good job bro. Hope I can emulate you this cycle as I'm also non-target non-diversity. Do you mind if I pm you?

  • Analyst 1inIB-M&A
May 20, 2021 - 10:47pm

I'm in the exact same boat. At one point I was laughed at and hung up on because the school I went to. That was during the shameless networking phase which is besides the point.

问题是,人们很快就会回来的l tell you it's impossible bc they gaveIBa half assed effort and subsequently failed and now they don't want to see you succeed.

Anyone in the extreme non target and non diversity position.... let these stories give you motivation. You will fail and fall on your face so many times but don't fucking stop Bc you can do it if you have some tenacity.

Funniest
May 21, 2021 - 1:55am

财富确实总是偏爱大胆。您通过努力和忙碌所学/建立的弹性和技能将使您在整个职业生涯中受益。我知道,因为我来自类似的职位,并为未来的成功创造了基础。而且,这个论坛上的男人不是处女,他们只是在等待合适的女孩。

May 24, 2021 - 3:02am

See exactly. And these are the same skills that diversity kids will never have, because they never needed to develop that grit and tenacity to plow through the most intense situations. They got shit handed to them on a silver platter.

Now you wonder why they all can't make MD, and the only ones who do end up being token's for PR + branding!

2021年5月25日 - 5:16 AM

And the ivy league clowns did not have things handed to them because of clueless recruiters?

Array
May 21, 2021 - 5:18am

Top. Congrats

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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May 21, 2021 - 3:05pm

Congrats was thisSAorFT. Good luck on converting ifSAyou'll definitely kill it. Hope you keep it up and don't relax when you get on the job haha

  • Analyst 1inIB - Gen
May 21, 2021 - 4:19pm

I hope your attention to detail is slightly better when you start working ;)

but in all seriousness, you clearly worked your ass off and deserve it. huge congrats bro!

May 21, 2021 - 10:48pm

I hope your attention to detail is slightly better when you start working ;)

but in all seriousness, you clearly worked your ass off and deserve it. huge congrats bro!

你没有听说过蒙克吗?我很确定这是故意的。

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  • Analyst 3+inIB - Gen
May 21, 2021 - 7:03pm

Congrats!! I am in the same boat. I am a non-target , immigrant and a women who just signed a offer with aBB. This is a dream come true for me. Hard-work and persistence pays off. I have the same thing to say to anyone here- never give up and believe in yourself because if I can do it anyone here can do it too.

  • 传入分析师inIB-M&A
May 25, 2021 - 3:05pm

ur a woman, so it's really not the same. gg tho!

May 21, 2021 - 7:03pm

Congrats dude. This is a big accomplishment. BE PROUD!!!

Dayman?
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May 22, 2021 - 2:15pm

Big W my man, you love to see it! Godspeed and have a drink for all of us non-target scum when you´re finally at the top of the heap.

...事实将使您自由
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May 22, 2021 - 7:43pm

Anonymous Monkey

I recently signed with aBBand I'm from a shitty non-target with a non-existent recruitment platform. After shameless networking, more than a thousand emails, and primarily, indulging on this forum for who knows how many hours, my dream has become reality. It was only because of the hermits and trolls on this forum, that I was able to land this gig. For that, you virgins have my eternal gratitude.

对于你们鞋子里的人,如果我能做到的话,您绝对可以做到。强调绝对。

如果这很畏缩,他妈的你和上帝!

GG WP!

2021年5月23日 - 1:26 AM

The prophet Muhammed said "The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two virgins, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a."

May Allah grant you success in this life and an abundance of servants and virgins in the next one. Even though you're a non-target.

أمنيتي الوحيدة: جنسي مثلي الجنس العربدة وقذف القضيب

I bear witness that there is no deity but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

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  • Analyst 1inIB-M&A
May 24, 2021 - 9:36am

congrats!

looking forward to your quitting thread in a year

May 25, 2021 - 12:21am

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

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May 27, 2021 - 12:51pm

恭喜!

Gregory Pike
May 27, 2021 - 3:17pm

A bunch of racist shitheads on this forum for sure. Good luck to y'all. I bet it must be super hard, excruciatingly hard, for you non-diverse folk. You and your ancestors made it this far with merit alone. Cheers!

Jul 12, 2021 - 5:51am

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