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My profile:

  • Oxbridge educated (PPE)

  • M7MBA

  • Rhodes Scholar (2010-2015)

  • Signed model (Storm Model Management

  • RP accent

  • Eton/Westminster /Rosey/Andover/Exeter educated

  • Vacation homes in Nantucket, Hamptons, Ibiza and Mykonos

  • 6'1

  • Physique consistently rated around 9.6/10 by members of the opposite gender

  • Face and hair consistently rated around 9.82/10 by members of the opposite gender

  • Voice consistently rated at 9.45/10 by members of the opposite gender (see bullet point 5)

  • Lives in a sub penthouse in the Wharf

  • Does not smoke, casually drink or even drink caffeine beverages.

  • Also vegetarian

  • Despite the above two bullet points, I do coke or adderall almost every day.

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Comments (6)

  • Analyst 1inIB - Gen
Nov 10, 2021 - 12:47am

Troll but women (speaking as one) only go for these types of guys in hopes of taking half. Terrible to actually spend time around.

Nov 10, 2021 - 12:57am

Troll

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Nov 10, 2021 - 12:58am

Are you admitting you have micropenis prior to the dates? It could be a factor.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Nov 13, 2021 - 9:00am

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