运行借口清单去面试

过去的几周对我来说很忙。自1月初以来,我一直在与不同公司进行多轮访谈。这是我曾经能够失业并进行以下访谈的一些借口的清单:

  1. 我想我已经接触过covid的人
  2. 我有covid
  3. 我醒来时肚子虫
  4. 我有粉红色的眼睛
  5. 我今天要交付一个包裹,我需要签名
  6. 我的奶奶今天要去小镇,我需要早上从机场带她
  7. 我有一个男人来我的公寓修理我的交流电
  8. I need to stop by the post office in the morning quick to drop something off
  9. 我有医生的约会来检查扁桃体
  10. 我有链球菌喉咙
  11. My mom got a kidney stone which led to her rupturing her kidney and bladder which further led to infection and blood poisoning, so I need to fly back home to help support my dad being in and out of the hospital. (This was for an interview in New York that I had to fly to on a Wednesday and couldn't get a flight back until Friday)

很想听听你们想到的其他事情。

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AlphaMale69, 你怎么看?以下评论:
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theaudiophile, 你怎么看?以下评论:

在这个论坛中,不应该重新制定某个场景,即您在桌子下方藏在桌子下方,将语音邮件留给您的律师(在这种情况下为副总裁/MD),以了解您如何杀死几个人并必须上交自己?然后声称自己出去了,因为您正试图上交。

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改革, 你怎么看?以下评论:

"I'll be out from 1-4pm today." works every time

Truth is no one cares why you're away from your desk, just whether you are or you aren't. And no one will care if you're out for 2 hours as long as you get your work done

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Basketball12345, 你怎么看?以下评论:

Depending on the frequency of your interviews, you might be able to swing a series of doctors appointments.

Felt a lump -> normal doctor -> bloodwork -> specialty doctor -> ultrasound/X-ray -> "treatment" -> follow-up. Brush it off as a cyst draining or something that was easily treatable. If anyone ask questions just say a history of cancer or your on a medication or were genuinely concerned. Could also say you had a mole and get it biopsied or something and then a follow up. Make it kinda awkward so nobody can pry too much and just say you're worried and don't want to talk about it.

如果您有孩子说小汤米(Tommy)生病了,或者有一个案例,您担心他没有被vax vax,所以您将他留在日托中。如果您有保姆 - >保姆出现了一些东西,您需要给他或做饭或让他小睡。

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isaiah_53_5, 你怎么看?以下评论:

永远不要骗你的雇主。

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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快速和受托人, 你怎么看?以下评论:

我同意这一点,但它是越来越哈rd to get out of work without providing specific reasons. I also can't straight up tell them I'm interviewing for other jobs because they'll rip me apart. In the beginning I would offer vague reasons like "I need to be out for a few hours to deal with a personal matter" but now they always pry for what Im doing. Its a pain

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TheBuellerBanker, 你怎么看?以下评论:

我通常同意这一点,但是当我招募时PEIB,我不得不想出借口离开有效谎言的采访。只要做您需要的事情。但是,是的,如果您打算在某个地方,请不要撒谎

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Bigkahunabanker, 你怎么看?以下评论:

冻结,你应该瞄准对每个人都尽可能地撒谎。这很有趣,并训练您的记忆技巧。

...and the Truth shall set you free
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皮耶罗吉股票, 你怎么看?以下评论:

“……信托将使您自由”

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Bigkahunabanker, 你怎么看?以下评论:

牙医是一位经典,我本人以我的硕士学习小组的借口想见面(而我实际上已经毕业)时不时地偷走了一个防守会议。

...and the Truth shall set you free
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WaccFinance, 你怎么看?以下评论:

除了这些借口,如果您是一个臭名昭著的汗水群,您如何才能找到时间首先准备横向面试?特别是如果它与您与您不同的行业不同?主要查看A1S横向

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Anonpuppy, 你怎么看?以下评论:

I've been leaving office as early as I can to "work from home". I've been slacking a bit as I prepare, but figure it's worth it. Also devote weekends to prep.

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皮耶罗吉股票, 你怎么看?以下评论:

参加慈善活动。我实际上是这样做的(并在此过程中遇到了Betsy Devos),然后立即采访。

定量((ˈkwänt)n:一个专家,一个越来越多的人知道,直到他们一无所知。

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