I wanna do it so bad

I wanna. I'm sniffing to write how humbled I am on LinkedIn. How humbled I am to be BETTER IAMTHEN ALL OF YOUDELOITTE孩子们(woaaaaaahh)我只是FLEX的冲动these NORMIES who didn't have their entire lives planned out since sophomore year of HIGH SCHOOL. That LinkedIn post is gonna be goated, and I'm gonna put a MASSSIVE sign of the corporation where ima work, but I'm also gonna mention how it's WALLSTREET and thank my MOM for birthing me tocrush these pwcnerds

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Jan 24, 2022 - 9:06am

“不要忘记多样性”

diverse candidates out here clapping cheeks while you're out here projecting your trash personality on this forum lmao. Mr. "diversity doesn't deserve it! I do bc I am special like mommy and daddy say all the time!" headass XD

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  • Analyst 1inIB-M&A
Aug 11, 2021 - 8:06pm

Honestly PwC/Deloitte/Accenture jackoffs flexpost on LinkedIn way, way more often thanIBguys do. If I had a dollar for every 10-paragraph Big 4 "Thank You" post I've seen, I'd have enough money to buy out WSMM and make their victims whole.

Aug 11, 2021 - 10:24pm

You don't work as bad hours asIB. You are paid less comparably and recruiting isn't nearly as hard. big 4 audit and tax interviews are almost all behavioral.

  • Analyst 1inIB - Cov
Aug 13, 2021 - 4:32pm

As former big 4 can fully attest to the superfluous amount of cringe-worthy thank you posts.

That being said 67k is a bit low. I was at like 100k all-in after two years in audit. Shit compared toIB但是宏伟的计划。

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